Vextorium · Token roast with shareable card
https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roastOverview
A witty roast of any token (Base, Ethereum, Solana and other chains) with a shareable 1200x630 PNG card: grade BASED, MID, COOKED or RADIOACTIVE computed from real metrics (contract risk, liquidity, volume authenticity, age), a one-liner and a roast line. Deterministic, no AI. Entertainment, not financial advice.
Protocol
x402 (POST)
Price
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Payment Asset
USD Coin
Payment Network
eip155:8453
Category
crypto/onchain
Provider
vextorium
Source
bazaar
Indexed
2026-10-03 20:24:09
Health
Status
healthy
Latency (p50)
159ms
Uptime (30d)
100.0%
Reliability Score
97/100
Last Checked
2026-10-07 21:02:07
Last Healthy
2026-10-07 21:02:07
Consecutive Failures
0
x402 Payment Validation
Payment Requirements
Valid
Asset Verified
Known USDC
Facilitator
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Recent Health Checks
| Time | Status | HTTP | Latency | Error |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-07 21:02:07 | healthy | 402 | 102ms | |
| 2026-10-07 07:17:51 | healthy | 402 | 1187ms | |
| 2026-10-06 13:54:48 | healthy | 402 | 72ms | |
| 2026-10-06 03:32:19 | healthy | 402 | 159ms | |
| 2026-10-05 18:29:02 | healthy | 402 | 200ms | |
| 2026-10-05 01:45:45 | healthy | 402 | 119ms | |
| 2026-10-04 23:29:17 | healthy | 402 | 164ms |